What's Your Stoner Love Language?

What’s Your Stoner Love Language?

Valentine’s Day is here, and whether you’re celebrating with a partner, friends, or solo with your favorite strain, it’s the perfect excuse to let your love shine in all its hazy, stoney glory. We’ve put together a guide to help you express your stoner love language, whether that’s acts of service, words of affirmation, quality time, physical touch, or gifts. So light up, settle in, and let the love vibes flow.

Acts of Service

Sometimes, love looks like rolling the perfect joint or cleaning the bong before a sesh.

Plan a movie night: Curate a list of stoner classics and set up the ultimate cozy corner.
Prepare snacks: From gourmet munchies to homemade edibles, show your love by satisfying those post-sesh cravings.
Run a bath: Add candles, a little CBD soak, and let your loved one unwind in peace.

Words of Affirmation

If your love language involves hyping up your person, let your words work their magic.

Write a stoned love note: Share all the reasons they’re your favorite smoking buddy.
Compliment their sesh skills: Celebrate their joint-rolling prowess or their knack for picking the perfect strain.
Stoner poetry: Get a little creative with silly weed-inspired haikus or heartfelt rhymes.

Quality Time

Sharing a sesh is a whole love language on its own.

DIY date: Build a blanket fort, pack your favorite bong, and lose track of time together.
Cannabis tastings: Try a new strain together and talk about the flavors, effects, and which ones hit just right.
Sesh and Crafts: Break out some art supplies and let the creativity flow while you’re both nice and lifted.

Physical Touch

Sometimes love is as simple as being close, sharing warmth, and passing the lighter.

- Massage session: Use a THC-infused lotion or oil to make it extra relaxing.
- Snuggle sesh: Get super stoned, Share a blanket and let the high wash over you both.
- Share a joint: There’s something undeniably intimate about passing a joint back and forth.

Gift Giving

For those who love to show they care through thoughtful surprises, we’ve got you covered.

Custom smoking gear: A personalized grinder or a sleek new piece is always a hit.
The ultimate munchies kit: Think chocolates, chips, and your favorite stoner snacks all packed together.
Session Goods gear: From our iconic bong to our cozy "Do Nothing" sweatshirt, there’s no shortage of perfect gifts.

However you choose to celebrate, remember that love and cannabis have one thing in common: they’re meant to be shared. So go ahead, spark that joint, and let your stoner love language do the talking.